Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like A Skank

This absolutely made me cry real tears...





That has got to go done as the greatest name for a book ever - right up there with

• Nothing in this book is true, it's just exactly how things are...
• Something in this book is true...
• How to Avoid Huge Ships
• I Was Tortured By the Pygmy Love Queen
• Are Women Human? And Other International Dialogues
• Cheese Problems Solved

And my favourite...

• The Book of Marmalade: Its Antecedents, Its History and Its Role in the World Today, Together With a Collection of Recipes for Marmalades and Marmalade Cookery

The wheels are coming off!

Classique!!